Flim: Gaze upon our marvellous contraption! Capable of creating a nice, refreshingly cool cup of Orange Juice in mere seconds, all with the push of a button! Flam: We call it... The Jest 'n' Zest No-Jamming Jumbo Juicer J-Thousand! AJ: ... So it's a juice dispenser. Flim: Celestia no, young Applejack! Why, this one-of-a-kind contraption here is so, SO much more than a mere juice dispenser! Why, it can contain up to ten oranges at a time, that's right, TEN at a time! Double figures! And with a mere press of a button, each of those tangy oranges are juiced and filtered into one cup for your orange-juice related needs! AJ: ... So it's a juice dispenser. Flam: No, it... Pretty much, yeah.
Flam: We call it... The Jest 'n' Zest No-Jamming Jumbo Juicer J-Thousand!
AJ: ... So it's a juice dispenser.
Flim: Celestia no, young Applejack! Why, this one-of-a-kind contraption here is so, SO much more than a mere juice dispenser! Why, it can contain up to ten oranges at a time, that's right, TEN at a time! Double figures! And with a mere press of a button, each of those tangy oranges are juiced and filtered into one cup for your orange-juice related needs!
AJ: ... So it's a juice dispenser.
Flam: No, it... Pretty much, yeah.
"Why it's positively primitive, brother!"